tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18806762.post8522223466351402285..comments2023-09-28T06:47:43.209-04:00Comments on The Surly Poker Gnome: Dealing with lossesGnomehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06181215527323378978noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18806762.post-42697037426213994812009-06-10T16:49:21.154-04:002009-06-10T16:49:21.154-04:00- email friends with hand histories showing how mo...- email friends with hand histories showing how moronic your idiot opponents are<br /><br />- tell opponents that they are morons<br /><br />- put in multiple 4,000 hand sessions until you're winning againspritpothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07840930703139677178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18806762.post-52980655254878695192009-06-10T14:12:41.141-04:002009-06-10T14:12:41.141-04:005. Turn off wifi to prevent spies from cracking yo...5. Turn off wifi to prevent spies from cracking your network and viewing your hole cards.<br />6. Make promises to poker gods if your overpair holds just this once.<br />7. Bluff like crazy because your made hands sure ain't holding up.<br />8. Turn off the stats because hey, it worked for Luke in Star Wars.<br />9. E-mail Full Tilt and ask them to turn off the doom switch.Gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06181215527323378978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18806762.post-85777410238048499792009-06-10T11:22:44.375-04:002009-06-10T11:22:44.375-04:005. GO FOR THE GUSTO BABY! BREAK EVEN!5. GO FOR THE GUSTO BABY! BREAK EVEN!SirFWALGManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01310209706844541719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18806762.post-1366013917847924232009-06-10T10:37:03.657-04:002009-06-10T10:37:03.657-04:00At least poker can't cut you like the Braves d...At least poker can't cut you like the Braves did with Glavine after his minor league start.kurokittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00684922671174548776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18806762.post-11516707659018257252009-06-10T09:51:31.290-04:002009-06-10T09:51:31.290-04:00Did you forget stuff like:
yell/cuss at computer....Did you forget stuff like:<br /><br />yell/cuss at computer.<br />kick the cat.<br />throw things.<br /><br />Anyway, that's what I do (in addition to what you mentioned above).WillWonkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06154883018461460762noreply@blogger.com